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Let's Just Blow This Easter and Go Home

Now Presenting: The Most Narrow-Minded Rant Against Global Sports Culture Ever

Go Get Some Cream for That

To Think That Mommy Shared That too...

Never, Ever Start a Sentence That Way

Sesame Street's Bert Has the Nicest Way to Tell You to Log Off Facebook

Pronoun Ambiguity is a Bad Thing

Don't Worry, We Don't Know What We Just Read Either

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Way to Come on Strong, Chief

I'll Go Away Now

Ever Had Your S.O. Downgrade Your Cute Name Status?

Serve the Kid Up Julienne, Please

"I Need to Be Free"

Playing the Long Con at the Office

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I'm Not Rasist or Nethign...

They Call Him Dr. Love

Boys Will be Boys!